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熟悉 SZTM 的小伙伴应该知道，在过去的 Year Twenty Twenty One 中，我们搬了好多次家。随着新的一年, Twenty Twenty Two，我们搬家了么? Yes, we did it, too.
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# SZTM Meeting Review01 重回 CBD 压力大新年 Speech Marathon 先开挂
官员团队曾经有人预言
场地对我们的重要性极大
果真换回 CBD，到熟悉的地方
新旧朋友归来，演讲马拉松送上视听觉盛宴
加上全程远程直播，给新会场开挂
Sampson - Olivia - Min - Suwen - Jason - Tony
六位 speaker，六个不同的故事
巧的是
上半场的三位故事，没什么关系
下半场的三位故事，也没什么关系，too
在未来近 200 年都不会比这一年更 2 的年头
(because, twenty twenty two)
来看看他们的故事是怎么做到
互相之间没什么关系的
Sampson
作为 SZTM 头马例会常年第一个上，sampson 今天也不意外
经过他的重新整理和打磨
将他的传奇著作，带到 CBD
让后面的大家，不搞笑都压力大
As SZTM’s ALWAYS FIRST ONE, Sampson, without any doubt, still stands on the stage as the first speaker.
After numerous practices, he brought us his legendary speech《The Secrets of Jokes》back to CBD,
which put other speakers under a lot of pressure,
because, for Sampson's in-depth instruction
you have to tell jokes
Olivia
那接下来上台的 Olivia，没办法，只能讲 Jokes 了
新年嘛，就要有新年的目标
但当你发现，哦，我的新年目标可以当作 joke 讲
那就算没完成也不会有人发现
当 Oliv 说完一连串没有笑声的 jokes 之后
她不慌，她不忙
直接升华主题，告诉你立 flag，有法循
Then our Olivia came up to the stage,
and no excuses, she has to tell jokes.
New Year, needs new goals.
But after she finds out, my resolutions can be jokes,
then nobody would tell if I failed to complete.
After Oliv delivered a series of un-laughable jokes
she did not panic, yet overwhelmed,
she continued with her main points,
that achieving your goal, there are certain ways to follow
Jason
老哥上场，就一字，稳！
以他自带的搞笑风格，
他其实并不想搞笑，但你们总是笑。
为了让你们不笑，只能讲个吓人的故事
当你还沉静在他要讲西藏的美丽传说时
他却告诉你，到底有多少种方式
可以结束你的生命
（真的是与 Olivia 的新年 todo，毫无关系）
Old brother, stable! (this is not proper English so don’t learn from me)
As Jason always is your go-to humourous speaker,
he actually does not want to be humor sometimes,
but we all still laugh a lot.
So for those of you who always want to laugh,
he has to choose a scary story.
When we were all wondering about his fascinating story about Tibet
he started to tell you,
how many different ways of celebrating the death.
Min
随着所有人都还沉浸在水葬，天葬等种种葬时，
Min 把你拉回了现实。
当你每次都路过银行的柜台时，
你是否想过，
柜台后面的职员，
是不是在说你，beach？
As people were still trembling in water, celestial burying,
Min dragged us back to reality.
As you are passing the counter inside of the bank,
have you ever thought about,
the teller behind the counter,
are they going to tell you a story about, beach?
Suwen
搞清楚了 Bank Teller 在干什么，
接下来该想想，是什么样的领导才能带出这样一批 teller 来。
Suwen 决定，还是不告诉你了。
Instead，给你讲讲领导力吧。（貌似又和上文毫无关系）
领导力一直都是头马的关键话题，
讲的方式也是千奇百怪，
但唯独有一种方式不奇怪，
就是，我给你讲讲，
我做领导，会不会很怪。
After knowing about the bank teller's job,
then we naturally start to think,
what kind of leaders can cultivate those tellers?
Then Suwen decided, I would not tell you that,
instead,
ladies and gentlemen,
to be honest,
actually, (these words are Suwen’s signature differentiators)
Let me tell you about my leadership style.
Tony
听完了领导力，tony 表示我要讲的跟它没关系。
所以，当 tony 准备讲沟通能力
全场记住的只有一句
Where is the document?
After hearing about leadership,
Tony claimed that he would speak about nothing related to it.
So, as he decided to talk about communication,
everyone only remembered one sentence,
Where is the documents?
02 6 位 IE 缺 5 席点评结果齐活，录视频
除了我们的 Brent 以外，
全部 IE 都缺席。
人不在，心却在，
11 哥带大家，点评新花样：
录视频，来表态。
With all our IEs and GE were absent,
their hearts were still with us.
Then 11, as he was enjoying his first day of the quarantine,
he challenged all evaluators,
grab your phone, shoot a clip!
Except for Brent
录视频！
Play good u all, I take notes (this is not proper English so don’t learn from me)
- Brent
03 Guest 多到，ummm 再开个俱乐部都没问题
文字，永远都抵不过图
04 新 Guest 这时犹豫如果我想加入，该咋地？
如果你想加入我们的下一次会议
别犹豫
因为犹豫后
你还是会来的
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05 每次会议花絮少不了但疫情防控，最重要！
因考虑到深圳本地确诊已经四例，
行程码可能不再是绿，
所以我们决定，下周二的会议，改线上相聚！！！
会议主题：Marriage
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时间：2022.1.11（周二）19:00-21:15
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至于说会议花絮，
等你下周二来，
再议！
