Self Love

Prepared speeches

Brownie spoke on “Dressing up for yourself.” Rebecca, who had joined the club the week before, gave her icebreaker, “To be continued.”

On theme

Mid-meeting, someone dropped a song into the group chat, “I’m Going to Be Good to Myself,” with the observation that it “perfectly match tonight’s theme Self Love.” A few minutes later, a two-word verdict on something said in the room: “Golden sentence.”

Half the roster went unclaimed this week. The sign-up chain reached the meeting with Meeting Manager, Timer, Grammarian, Hark Master and several evaluator slots still marked with the little emoji the club uses for an empty seat. The Table Topics line never got a name at all — someone had typed the theme, “self-love,” into the field where the master’s name goes.