Liar. Liar. Lie To Me!

The club posted its own write-up that week. Some of what it said, in the words it used:

What can April learn from me? Nothing!

Christy 小姐姐第一次上台，虽然讲的内容比较少，但是勇气可嘉，笑容也是巨有感染力。加油哦！当天也加入了 SZTM，棒棒棒！

『Liar. Liar. Lie To Me!』

Are you a liar? What if you are required to tell a lie? How will you tell a lie on suchsituations?

万万没想到吧，我们的 TTM——优雅知性的 Chrissy 要让你撒谎？！快来接招！

u Your are a department manager and don’tlike one of the employees. One day he tells you that he wanted to resign. Tellhim that he should really go outside and have his own career.

Mr. Always theFirst–Lizhen 描述了这个场景，但是么有吹出彩虹屁。如果大表哥是这个经理，怕是赶不走这个人了。哈哈哈哈！

u You are a celebrity who was first like 凤姐, but later you become as beautiful as 范冰冰. Tell the media that you haven’t had a cosmeticsurgery.

Kai: I doexercise everyday to shape my body. I fall in love with a guy. I sleep 16 hourseveryday. I never go to the hospital.

Emmmm, 似乎挺有说服力的啊！逻辑满分！But…你一天睡 16 个小时？！你是认真的吗？不过据说睡觉真的会变瘦（来自 Ariel 的伪科学 pseudoscience，偷笑）

u Your daughter catches a cold. Tell a lieto persuade her to take pills.

Jeff: Do youwant to feel bad? If not, take the pills. I know you are a good girl, and Ibelieve that you can do it.

不愧是“撒谎”专业户。不过，讲真，姐夫其实是在说理，在鼓励。以后是个贴心的爸比没错了。

u You attend a singing show. You are thesecond-generation rich, but in order to win the competition, you should tellthe judges that you are a poor guy.

Eric: My parentsdied when I was 2 years old. I was brought up by my neighbors. I sung in thetoilet everyday in my high school. …

Drama king 上线啦！！！Bro 演起戏来绝壁是一等一的认真,但是这谎撒得有点过了啊，你父母知道估计会把你暴打一顿。快点跑吧！

u You are a celebrity who was first like 凤姐, but later you become as beautiful as 范冰冰. Tell the media that you haven’t had a cosmetic surgery.

Christy 小姐姐第一次上台，虽然讲的内容比较少，但是勇气可嘉，笑容也是巨有感染力。加油哦！当天也加入了 SZTM，棒棒棒！

其实 Chrissy 小姐姐不是要我们撒谎啦！You don’t have to be perfect. But please be honest. 记住 Chrissy 的话哦！你认真的样子最美！

『Speech Time. Are You Prepared?』Ice breaker–Wind Deng

Label: foodie

Favorite food: tofu, bamboo xxx, coconut chicken…

Sports: running, swimming, badminton

Why like badminton the most: safe, meaningful(single, double), interesting

千呼万唤始出来的大爷 icebreaking speech!

Wind is very relax on the stage, although this ishis first speech. His logic is very clear.

完全赞同。哦，对了，Wind 还想学做椰子鸡 coconut Chicken🥥🐔来着，特意强调了谁会的去教教他。我感觉下届官员们也有口福了，快点让他加入！

Free talk–若菲

志玲姐姐是百变女神，她昨天是 Bingbing, 前天 Orfila，今天是若菲。不要迷乱了，知道都是她就好啦！台上的她说：

I am not well prepared for this speech, because I amlazy. I often procrastinate things. If you have any ideas of how to get thingsdone instantly, please tell me.

姐夫“不高兴了”，说妹妹的若菲姐姐不应该说自己 lazy，这不是什么好词儿！值得提倡的是，台上的若菲姐姐是相当自在、自信的。

（这点提得非常好，即使懒，也要理直气壮，我美，我怕什么！哈哈哈哈，开个玩笑。咱家志玲姐姐是美貌与智慧并存的，是有追求滴！我可以告诉你怎么迅速完成事情，嘻嘻！）

GE 大大 Fish 说，动作太多，这样真的好吗？

YOU!–April

Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? What’s your favorite color? Who are you?

你没看错，以上就是 PR 大大 April 发出的灵魂拷问。那么问题来了，你知道你是谁吗？
IE: Kai

What we canlearn from April? Time management, audience participation. That’s Great! Perfect! Excellent! (简直是迷弟一枚，April 快收下！）

What can Aprillearn from me? Nothing! (April 表示没有给出建议，差评！）

啊哈哈哈哈哈！允许我笑三分钟。表达欣赏、崇敬、崇拜是没错滴，演讲者也是想要建议的哟！因为，咱们头马 er 都是不断追求进步的，都想要做得越来越好。

当然，Kai 的点评相当清晰、简洁、有力。有可能是时间到了，最后才来了一句“Nothing!”给大家带来欢乐，真是个心机 Boy。

GE 大大对 Kai 的点评还是挺满意的，又是一颗上升的新星！

TTE 是久违的 Ariel 大大, 工作催人忙哭, 所以多回来 SZTM, 我们关爱加班 dog 们! 久违的小 C, 本周加入了我们幸福的大家庭, 久违的志玲姐姐也 freestyle 回归, 久违的大爷, 终于在入会这么久开启 icebreaking pathway 之路, good luck!

『Facilitators Are Not Just Facilitating』

三官上线，任何问题都逃不过他们的法耳（眼）。

Grammrian Leah 来纠语法了，脸皮越来越厚是 thicker and thicker; 1 分钟是 1minute（没有 s 哦）; you can know yourself fully （比 completely 更好）……

Ah counter Chrissy 会细数你说的每一个 en, er, ah。这些通通不要，都去掉！

Timer Vivian 把控全场所有人的发言时间，怎么样，权力是不是很大？她让你停止说话，请你就打住！不然，你就等到天亮再回家吧。

GE 大大 Fish 是总裁判，他说哪里做得好，就请用力鼓掌，他说哪里做得不好，就算不服也要听着，默默改进。他说了什么我已经忘记了，我只知道，他的每一次上台，都是一场精湛的表演，语气、神态、言辞绝对让你笑到爆！散会后见到宝藏 boy Time 同学来接 Kai, SZTM 的男同胞们就是这么相亲相爱, 请在会议上多刷存在感可好? SZTM F4 系列, 欢迎了解!

充满💗的大合照!

等等，等等！小编还有事没宣布呢！12 月 3 号，也就是下周二，是我们新一届的官员竞选。走过路过，可不要错过。那颗蠢蠢欲动的心，该释放啦！属于你的闪亮时刻到啦！没错，YOU！IT’S YOU! 欢迎参与, 欢迎围观, 欢迎来现场 pick 你的最爱!

下周二兴华大厦 A6，19：15-21：30 精彩继续，期待见到你!

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