Meeting #996

I'd Rather...

DateTuesday, 21 October 2025
Word of the dayPrudent

The 996 meeting

Meeting number 996 landed on a number that every office worker in China recognizes. The Meeting Manager leaned into it, declaring this the “#996 牛马专会来了” when the first agenda dropped. The Hark Master gift was a fitting touch: Lucky Cookies, hand-picked by Stella.

The original plan had three speeches, but Brent had to cancel his 18-to-20-minute long speech due to a last-minute business trip to Shanghai: “实在不好意思,刚接了个出差上海的活,周末走。。。下周二只有两个演讲,我都不知道怎么和你开口.” Jason volunteered to fill the gap, noting that “brent 和澳牛都不能辜负.”

Prepared speeches

Jason took the stage with “IG Nobel Prize,” sharing stories about the famously absurd-yet-thought-provoking awards. Before the meeting, he teased: “听懂有奖~.” David followed with “Lessons Learned from A Movie,” drawing life reflections from film.

Table Topics: I’d rather…

Eureka ran the Table Topics session around the theme “I’d rather…” asking members to choose between dilemmas. The format was a hit: “哈哈哈,好喜欢今天的 TT.”

Welcome, new member

During the meeting, Susie officially joined SZTM: “热烈欢迎 Susie join us 噢.” The previous week had also brought Kristin into the club after she attended a hiking event during Golden Week and came to her first in-person meeting at the 995th.

Behind the scenes, Stella put the agenda together while multitasking at her company’s training: “快快 我在一边培训一边摸鱼做 agenda.”

Speeches
IG Nobel Prize
Jason · 3.3
Lessons Learned from A Movie
David · 4.1
Awards that evening
Best MasterEureka
Best SpeakerDavid
Best EvaluatorMin
Best FacilitatorTao
Best Table Topic SpeakerSusie
Who ran the meeting
Meeting ManagerStella
TMEMaecenas
General EvaluatorStella
Table TopicsEureka
Table Topic EvaluationBecky
Speech Evaluation 1Tao
Speech Evaluation 2Brownie
GrammarianMin
On-Camera MasterAnna
SAAKristin